
Big Man on Instagram is a column in which we highlight the exhibitionists of social media. If you like a seriously jacked man in uniform, look no further than NYPD Police Officer Michael Counihan. New York’s fittest cop recently appeared in the…
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 81 | June 10, 2020 3:27 PM |
That is a hot fucking man.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2015 8:10 PM |
A sure alpha male to enjoy.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2015 8:28 PM |
What a lovely erotic distraction from the sad and true fact that most cops are fat, white bigoted halfwits who have or will kill thousands of people for no reason other than their fascist sense of privilege.
Thanks, Andy, gay lackey to the Media Distraction Cabal! Keep those homos worshiping their fascist murdering oppressors!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2015 8:28 PM |
DL "dudebro" hot. For the rest of us, he's kind of a moose.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2015 8:32 PM |
R3 beat me to it. I have no interest in jerking off to members of the military or police.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2015 8:58 PM |
The tats and roids are tragic. Speaking of rods, I pity the black person who will be object of Counihan's uncontrolled rage.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2015 9:12 PM |
Handsome guy from the neck up but the hulk look has always kinda grossed me out. And it always ends up looking like shit once all that starts to shrink and sag in middle age.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2015 9:17 PM |
I agree with most of the above comments, especially r7s. There is something disturbing about him. And roid rage is a very real thing. But it cannot be denied those are excellent nipples in need of a hard biting and chewing.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2015 9:24 PM |
[quote]. I have no interest in jerking off to members of the military or police.
You've jerked off to worse and you know it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 16, 2015 9:32 PM |
Too jacked for his height.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2015 10:17 PM |
This Blue Boy makes Momma's mussy moister and drippier than a hot cherry cobbler a la mode.
Momma demands a cavity search and some time in the "pen."
Yummers.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 16, 2015 10:49 PM |
Those tattoos are hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 16, 2015 10:53 PM |
Momma needs to see the "long arm" of the law.
Momma horny.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 16, 2015 10:55 PM |
5'9" is VERY tall to pocket gay Andy Towle (whom I'd rather fuck).
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 16, 2015 11:04 PM |
The tell-tale stretch marks on his front delts into his chest indicate rapid muscle growth. Clearly chemically assisted, which is interesting for someone charged with upholding the law.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 16, 2015 11:18 PM |
R20, the only things more ironic than cops using illegal steroids are gym employees using gym employees, specifically LA Fitness employees, where there are signs in the locker rooms warning against steroid abuse.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 16, 2015 11:38 PM |
R3 R5 R7
You don't think most cops are decent people trying to do a job ?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 17, 2015 12:27 AM |
Has Andy Towle bought Datalounge?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 17, 2015 12:47 AM |
I'm with momma. R3 R5 R7 clueless Maddow lemmings
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 17, 2015 12:59 AM |
R24 = simpering queen, desperately willing to suck any dick presented to him.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 17, 2015 1:11 AM |
So, do you think Vince McMahon looks like shit having shrunk and sagged at age 70?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | September 17, 2015 1:45 AM |
No, r22, I don't. You see I've lived in NYC since 1981, and have met a whole bunch of them...ALL assholes.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2015 4:46 AM |
Daddy Vince is cursed by micro-nip. They look like zits.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 17, 2015 10:42 AM |
Another over-muscled straight guy who's probably a phobe. Thanks Towleroad!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 17, 2015 1:22 PM |
[quote]So, do you think Vince McMahon looks like shit having shrunk and sagged at age 70?
Is this a trick question? Because he looks like a sad, droopy-titted old man, pumping himself full of synthetic cocktails and still waxing his body.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 17, 2015 1:29 PM |
Even if he is heterosexual this is still super homoerotic. These men (bodybuilders, fitness models, etc. ) know their main fanbase is gay guys. We strengthen their probably feeble egos and give them a reason to keep building muscle.
Not even heterosexual men can deny the marvels of homoeroticism :P
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 18, 2015 1:58 PM |
I have commented on this article on Towleroad but my comment doesn't appear. I wonder why...
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 18, 2015 7:53 PM |
Sorry but that hot cop from san fran is way hotter looking.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 18, 2015 7:56 PM |
It is interesting that most cops around the world don't seem to engage in bodybuilding so actively and collectively as it happens in the US. Probably because bodybuilding is seen as a bit obscene, sexually charged thus a bit detrimental for the image of the whole institution whose main purpose is to keep peace and order that also demands, let's call it, a clean image from its members (officers,) clean from any possible sexual undertone that taint their authority.
Of course, there are cops that are bodybuilders all over the world, but this engagement in the activity as it happens in the US is more anecdotal than it is in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 23, 2015 8:14 AM |
So it's OK to do illegal drugs when you're working at the NYPD? Wow, cool!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 23, 2015 9:07 AM |
Steroids you mean? R36
Hmm, there are in fact a lot of cops who are huge like houses anc active bodybuilding competitors. hmm...
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 23, 2015 9:10 AM |
Ugh. The bodybuilder look is so gross. R15's right. WAY too jacked for his height. That much muscle on a guy well under 6 feet looks comical. Also, any close ups on his face show how leathery and weathered his skin already is at a relatively young age. This guy is not going to age well.
I know, I know, different strokes... but I'm kinda amazed at how many of you go for the 'roid look. It seems like every other thread on here about a hot guy is filled with these freakishly muscular body builder types with leathery, orange, hairless skin.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 23, 2015 9:22 AM |
R38 You only notice because you don't like it, the same way someone who doesn't like the twink look notices many guys on here adore them. Or like most who seem to fall for hetero guys doing gay porn regardless of them despising homosexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 23, 2015 9:33 AM |
I refuse to believe this guy is a police officer, he has not patrolled my neighborhood. Most officers are either chubby or very average looking.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 23, 2015 1:54 PM |
They're either overweight donut-filled slobs or juiced up gym rats. Regardless, they're hostile rageaholics looking to "light up" people.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 23, 2015 2:06 PM |
Lucky he is that the excess of testosterone has still not caused his hair to fall out.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 23, 2015 2:46 PM |
He's one of the exceptions to my 'no polyester uniforms' rule.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 23, 2015 2:58 PM |
DC Metro Transit Police are hot like this. Very buff and studly bros.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 23, 2015 3:16 PM |
Would you bodybuild if muscles didn't mean leadship and sex appeal thus making you unnoticeable like the rest of the human population which would mean that no matter how many clothes you take off, no one will look at you.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 25, 2015 5:48 PM |
How old is he? Looks old as FUCK.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 25, 2015 7:08 PM |
He's on steroids? Are they illegal?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 29, 2015 8:25 PM |
I'd love to see pics of all the people who are criticizing this guy's face and/or body... really... please post.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 29, 2015 8:33 PM |
Totally, R45. And with the recent crime spike, the Metro and the U Street Corridor (where I live) is simply crawling with them. Lots of hot eye candy.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 29, 2015 8:38 PM |
I was promised no doughnuts and there he is with his face buried in one.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 29, 2015 8:46 PM |
I have high interest in jerking off to members of the military or police. My desktop slideshow would horrify r5.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 29, 2015 8:54 PM |
I don't think he's gay and I don't think he was consciously looking for the gay gaze either. It was gay websites that set their eyes on him first I'm afraid
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 31, 2016 3:10 AM |
I've dated a roided up firefighter for 2 months. The rage is real and all these alpha male types are crybabies, once they find someone to confide to, they cry like fucking children about the most stupid shit. Even his straight friends were like that. Sex is amazing and they love cuddling, very needy people.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 17, 2019 11:33 AM |
You can get steroids prescribed to you by your family Physician or Internist or PA or Endocrine Specialist or any other doctor that feels you have a need and they have the script clearance to write one. Or haven't you heard ???
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 17, 2019 11:53 AM |
What exactly makes sex more amazing with a muscle men compared to ordinary men? Them having higher sex drive isn't really the answer because sometimes you only need one session a day. How is sex with a bodybuilder being more satisfying?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 17, 2019 12:18 PM |
Because they look hot and Alpha. Why is sex with women with big boobs and an hour glass figure hotter?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 17, 2019 12:26 PM |
So, it's not that a bodybuilder penis gives more pleasure. It's your other senses that are stimulated like your eyes and touch.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 17, 2019 6:43 PM |
[quote] What exactly makes sex more amazing with a muscle men compared to ordinary men? Them having higher sex drive isn't really the answer because sometimes you only need one session a day. How is sex with a bodybuilder being more satisfying?
First they're masculine like men should be. Second they're needy so they are actually great lovers who try to give you all their attention if you show them some affection. The downside is that they can get very possessive. Speak from experience, dating many of these type of guys.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 17, 2019 11:55 PM |
I think he's hot, but he's 5'9" like Tammy is 5'10".
He was a model for NYSC and was on their posters for years.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 18, 2019 12:01 AM |
Here's the much longer thread on him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | November 18, 2019 12:05 AM |
So, bodybuilding doesn't really grant them any special skill or attribute to satisfy people sexually. R64
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 18, 2019 12:14 AM |
It's not about the muscle, but the testosterone and the attitude, as I pointed out. At least that's how I see it. I really don't care about bodies that much, I dated these guys because of their attitude, their voices, their posture and how they'd go out of their way to show they care. As I said, these type of guys, the toughest they are, the needier they are. You can ask any woman married to these types, they'll tell you the same, I've talked to many and shared my experiences and they're surprisingly similar. I'm a regular looking masculine gay guy, but I'm sure some fem gays can also experience this, as some of these tough dudes love a fem bitch too and they can be very loyal.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 18, 2019 12:28 AM |
So, it is your other senses (eyes, touch, etc.) and your imagination that are stimulated by bodybuilders. From that angle I can see why sex with bodybuilders could be more satisfying because feeling/touching muscles is also erotic.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 18, 2019 12:47 AM |
R68 that is so hot. I want to date one of these guys with that stallion attitude. I know what you mean perfectly and it is so arousing.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 10, 2020 2:44 PM |
R7, that's a nasty comment. Do you know Michael Counihan? Do you know his record as a police officer?
It's horrific what happened to George Floyd and the countless other black and brown persons who were and are the victims of police brutality, abuse, and murder. Racism is systemic in the justice system and many, if not all, institutions of American society.
Not all cops are abusive or corrupt. Most still believe in serving their communities.
To think as you do is no better than cops who think as Derek Chauvin.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 10, 2020 2:54 PM |
With the exception of the tattoos he's the ultimate hot man.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 10, 2020 2:57 PM |
Don't waste your time. That comment is from 2015.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 10, 2020 2:58 PM |
R73 Does that mean he has now resorted to eating donuts?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 10, 2020 2:59 PM |
R65 I don't mind that he's 5'9". That's my height too and I prefer men closer my height.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 10, 2020 3:02 PM |
Totally nude with a huge cock @r77
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 10, 2020 3:12 PM |
Everything about him screams DOUCHE
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 10, 2020 3:25 PM |
R80 you say that like it’s a bad thing.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 10, 2020 3:27 PM |
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