
[quote]Records show that the 27-year-old congressman purchased the home, located at 2213 SW 52nd St., in August. The Citizen-Times in Asheville reached out to Cawthorn's spokesperson, but didn't get a comment about his plans once he leaves office on Jan. 3 or whether a potential upcoming move would be permanent.
[quote]If Cawthorn makes Southwest Florida his new permanent home, he might have a chance at reigniting his political career back up. Lee County's voter demographics show 149,731 votes cast by Republican voters out of the 276,255 overall votes counted during the 2022 midterm elections.
[quote]However, he will need to physically be in North Carolina for upcoming court dates. The Citizen Times reported he is set to appear on Jan. 13 in Mecklenburg County District Court on a charge of carrying a loaded gun while going through airport security.
[quote]His other North Carolina court dates include Dec. 12 in Cleveland County on a charge of driving while license revoked and Feb. 2 for a speeding charge in Polk County.
How did he pay for this?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 241 | December 10, 2022 10:24 AM |
[quote] How did he pay for this?
With nature's credit card, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 11, 2022 3:36 AM |
Freshman Reps like Maddie and Bobo (Lauren Boebert) make really good money selling themselves to foreign interests. Bobo started off in congress broke and is worth about $40 million now. Same with Maddie
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 11, 2022 3:38 AM |
Is Cousin Stephen coming along?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 11, 2022 3:43 AM |
^ Somebody has to scrub his ass
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 11, 2022 3:47 AM |
Hes looking rough in that pic.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 11, 2022 3:50 AM |
He is going to do radio/podcast. Florida is where most of them broadcast from.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 11, 2022 3:52 AM |
[quote] Did Cape Coral get damage from the hurricane Ian (Sept. 2022) ?
[quote] After hurricane Ian's landfall in late September, Cape Coral suffered massively, with almost every structure experiencing some damage. The city also experienced water and power restoration issues with the latter taking more time to get completely restored.
Madison purchased the home in August.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | November 11, 2022 3:52 AM |
Drug fueled orgies for straight guys really pay off.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 11, 2022 3:57 AM |
I volunteer to scrub his ass. Stephen, get out of my way.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 11, 2022 4:03 AM |
Oh wow he aged 8 years in 1 year.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 11, 2022 4:16 AM |
R10, I think you'll be fine...no one is lining up to scrub his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 11, 2022 4:25 AM |
It was all about the grift and noise anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 11, 2022 4:26 AM |
Perfect state for this shithead has-been. He can sit-his ground and shot some folks without repurcussions if anyone tries to "mess with him" and beat up the rotting palm trees in his backyard for funsies. He'll be in the news as a "Florida Man" in no time!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 11, 2022 4:27 AM |
That pool looks big enough to drown in.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 11, 2022 4:57 AM |
I visit Cape Coral frequently, maybe I will do a drive-by.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 11, 2022 7:27 AM |
I’m constantly amazed at how ugly and depressing most newer American houses are inside.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 11, 2022 7:36 AM |
^ Florida is the worst. A million bucks and the interior is covered with Home Depot tile that cost .50 a square. At least it's on a canal and comes with a nice boat for his douchebros to come down and visit all winter. Although I have a hard time believing it's actually there being right in the path of that hurricane 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 11, 2022 9:13 AM |
That's how breeders live R18.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 11, 2022 1:35 PM |
Is that a gay neighborhood? The name sounds very gay. Old Jewish people and gay.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 11, 2022 2:20 PM |
Lots of alligators in the moat? You *know* he can't swim...
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 11, 2022 2:28 PM |
"Oh wow he aged 8 years in 1 year."
Well, that will happen when you're suddenly and unexpectedly confronted with the problem of having to earn an honest living after spending your entire life being supported by mommy and daddy or grifting the public by being a do nothing/know nothing congressman.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 11, 2022 2:34 PM |
Hope it’s not a two story or split level home.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 11, 2022 2:38 PM |
Is there some SuperPac who bought this house for him?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 11, 2022 2:39 PM |
MAGATS think he’s into - *ick* - dudes!!
Who’s his audience?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 11, 2022 2:39 PM |
Is there a guest room for cousin Agador? How do the sleeping arrangements work?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 11, 2022 2:43 PM |
How many rich old disks did he have to suck for $1 M?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 11, 2022 2:43 PM |
[quote]How did he pay for this?
He got a $3-mil payout from the 2014 car accident that put him in the chair.
He's also got other pending law suites for something like $30-mil more relating to the accident. It's doubtful he'll get all that but he might get a few more mill out of it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | November 11, 2022 2:44 PM |
[quote] He's also got other pending law suites
A junior suite? I particularly asked for a two bedroom suite!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | November 11, 2022 2:49 PM |
R29: I think Maddie settled the case in July this year and is no longer suing
Unfortunately the article from Citizen Times is restricted
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 11, 2022 2:53 PM |
No offense to the locals but when I visited a friend in Fort Myers years ago we went out to someone’s house in Cape Coral and I thought it was just awful out there, it’s nothing but mile after mile of one story tract houses, alligator ditches and a few strip malls. Maybe there’s a “good part”, but I didn’t see it. Imagining Cawthorn living out there is appropriate. I’d like to see him chased around his yard by a gator.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 11, 2022 2:59 PM |
[quote] [R29]: I think Maddie settled the case in July this year and is no longer suing
Well there's the money for the new house.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 11, 2022 3:17 PM |
In the good part of Cape Coral, they use 300 thread count sheets to make their hooded robes. Dolly Madison will fit in nicely. here, perhaps with OnlyFans. I'd love to see him flop around the pool area dressed like a mermaid.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 11, 2022 3:21 PM |
I would call the interiors of that house a study in dull.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 11, 2022 3:33 PM |
It’ll be nice for him to explore nearby Jewfish Creek. “They” renamed the actual fish, but didn’t think about the map.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 11, 2022 3:56 PM |
Would be a shame if accidentally rolled into a canal. 🦽
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 11, 2022 4:12 PM |
Don't worry about our Maddie, being a Republican Congressman is VERY profitable... 😏
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | November 11, 2022 5:56 PM |
This site's continued obsession with this crippled clown, baffles me.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 11, 2022 6:00 PM |
@r40, Really? I think he's perfect for DL. Good-looking, but defective, Gay, but closeted and a complete asshole
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 11, 2022 6:07 PM |
[quote]Really? I think he's perfect for DL. Good-looking, but defective, Gay, but closeted and a complete asshole.
If he didn't exist in real life, DL would have had to create him.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 11, 2022 6:10 PM |
People tend to explicitly belittle Male Beauty, while being complete In thrall to its power unconsciously
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 11, 2022 6:21 PM |
do you have an odd voice, r44?
i heard it as i read it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 11, 2022 6:24 PM |
[quote]Who is his sugar daddy?
Lady Lindsay Graham. Who else ?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 11, 2022 6:32 PM |
R38 Unfortunately, I don’t think alligators eat their own.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 11, 2022 6:34 PM |
One of the Twitter replies suggests money laundering and links to this 12/2021 article
[quote]Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) did an interview with the Daily Caller ahead of his wedding describing the way that he met his wife after a trip to Stockholm, which ended up with him visiting a casino in Russia.
[quote]According to Cawthorn, the traveling group he was with took a ferry to St. Petersburg to gamble. That's when he met a new friend, an Army captain from Miami. Arriving back in the U.S., the captain, whose name is "Todd," lied to Cawthorn to get him to come to a fake Crossfit competition in Miami. When Cawthorn got there, all he found was a girl that "Captain Todd" wanted Cawthorn to meet. She ultimately became Cawthorn's wife, but the couple announced they'll divorce after just 8 months together.
[quote]There's no investigation into Cawthorn's trip or allegations about the "casino" he visited in St. Petersburg. Right now, it's merely activists asking questions and suspicion. However, the reason that the questions are coming up, is that this isn't the first politician who has faced questions about whether a close contact could be a foreign asset.
[...]
[quote]But now liberal activists are asking questions about whether Cawthorn was part of a similar effort after he disclosed the story of his relationship with "Captain Todd."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | November 11, 2022 10:25 PM |
One of the quote Tweets related to the suggestion at R49
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 50 | November 11, 2022 10:26 PM |
[quote]describing the way that he met his wife after a trip to Stockholm, which ended up with him visiting a casino in Russia.
Sooner or later all republicans wind up in Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 11, 2022 10:29 PM |
Someone's been on a meth bender!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 11, 2022 10:37 PM |
Funny thing is gambling is illegal in all of Russia. There are no "casinos" in Russia 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 11, 2022 11:33 PM |
Who's gonna carry Cousin Stephen across the threshold?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 11, 2022 11:34 PM |
"Gambling in Russia is legal in four regional subject areas, and in 2009 was made illegal in all other areas of Russia.[1][2][3]
In 2009, gambling was banned almost everywhere in Russia. The only exceptions are four specially arranged zones in the Altai, Krasnodar, Kaliningrad, and Primorsky regions." -Wikipedia
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 11, 2022 11:35 PM |
Hope he has his evac route planned out. Cape Coral does not seem wheelchair friendly.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 12, 2022 12:15 AM |
At least he won’t be too put out when an alligator chomps on his feet.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 12, 2022 12:39 AM |
Someone worth $50 million would be awfully out of place in Cape Coral. If not Naples, then possibly Bonita Springs I could see.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 12, 2022 2:26 AM |
He is not worth $49 million. Don't you people know by now that anytime someone in the media has their net worth stated for the world to see it's always grossly exaggerated.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 12, 2022 2:33 AM |
I would be shocked if he was worth $49. The down payment for that house is either from his parents or dirty money.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 12, 2022 2:38 AM |
I can't wait for the video of Matty wheeling like fuck around the yard, being chased by a huge gator and screaming like the little bitch he is.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 12, 2022 2:42 AM |
My sister in law lives a few streets over. The houses are nice and all, but nothing special. Small, non descript.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 12, 2022 2:44 AM |
I’m assuming this town has a few sleazy strip clubs in it?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 12, 2022 2:47 AM |
Every Deplorable will eventually move to Flarda. Then perish in the flooding from a superhurricane.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 12, 2022 2:57 AM |
Hurricane Ian turned that area into one big sewer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | November 12, 2022 3:04 AM |
I wonder if his muscles are still huge...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 12, 2022 3:06 AM |
LOL he bought at the peak of the market!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 12, 2022 4:37 AM |
Btw, who is the guy to Maddy's right with the jeans, pecs, and oddly damp shirt?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 12, 2022 7:33 AM |
Gators like fresh, not spoiled meat.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 12, 2022 9:17 AM |
R73 You can see his face in this other shot at the same event.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 76 | November 12, 2022 9:32 AM |
of course he's moving there to get elected.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 12, 2022 9:37 AM |
R76, thank you, even If that was a disappointment.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 12, 2022 9:48 AM |
Cawthorn is so going to be Whatever Happened To Baby Jane'd by getting rolled into an alligator ditch one night by his frustrated caretaker. And the neighbors will keep their mouth shut since they couldn't stand the douche.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 12, 2022 9:58 AM |
@r76, Pretty sure that's his brother with his mother and father behind him and his sister-in-law to the right of his brother
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 12, 2022 10:03 AM |
Is the new house wheelchair-accessible?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 12, 2022 10:07 AM |
that's "tequila and cigars the night before" face.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 12, 2022 10:07 AM |
R81 It's single-level and looks pretty flat through-out.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 12, 2022 11:18 AM |
Does he have to retrofit it? Or was it built for old people?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 12, 2022 11:25 AM |
All of Florida is "wheelchair accessible" as it is flat as a pancake. Otherwise Maddie might have a bit of a problem 🤔
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 85 | November 12, 2022 11:28 AM |
Maddie and Stephan 20 years in the future...
"Butcha yer are, Maddie, yer are in that chair"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 86 | November 12, 2022 11:35 AM |
R85 I’m that case he should have moved to Colorado. Live next to BoBo.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 12, 2022 11:45 AM |
R45: so perceptive! I was trying to write like a ‘Highly Educated Foreigner’ in light of the often allegations of a surfeit of ‘Borises’
I’m glad someone noticed the odd ‘voice’
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 12, 2022 5:25 PM |
There are plenty of UNDERGROUND casinos in Russia
People, don’t be naive
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 12, 2022 5:29 PM |
R76: that’s Maddie’s former Communications Director, Luke Ball
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 91 | November 12, 2022 5:34 PM |
And dear Cousin Stephen is partially hidden behind Luke in the pic at r76
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 12, 2022 5:36 PM |
[quote] There are plenty of UNDERGROUND casinos in Russia
Cawthorn and his loose "Washington's secret sex parties" lips. Surprised he's still alive when he's spilling all these super secrets nobody is supposed to know about.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 12, 2022 5:38 PM |
Gorgeous people always get invited to parties, above *or* below ground
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 12, 2022 5:43 PM |
"There are plenty of UNDERGROUND casinos in Russia "
Not the kind of place a young freshman congressman should be patronizing 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 12, 2022 5:46 PM |
Well, well, well. Is Madison playing 3-D chess as well? Some passionate posters seem to think so. *giggle*
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 12, 2022 6:02 PM |
Nobody remembers how fast Cawthorn shed his wife during Russia probe?
In Moscow nightclub:
“Hello! I am Captain Todd! Nice to meet you. You like Ironman? I know a girl! Let me get in touch with you back in America and we can do sit-ups or push-ups or whatever. Jolly good show. I mean…wow, good job, bro.”
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 12, 2022 6:37 PM |
What happened to Cousin Stephen?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 12, 2022 6:38 PM |
R18 I was thinking this house looks dated. It needs a serious renovation. The interior is old and ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 12, 2022 6:43 PM |
"Well, well, well. Is Madison playing 3-D chess as well?"
Madison Cawthorn could barely stumble his way through a game of checkers
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 12, 2022 6:53 PM |
^ Where have I seen those two before 🤔
Oh, yeah...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | November 12, 2022 7:25 PM |
That's the truth R102. You open Grindr in DC and it's all a bunch of clean cut republican white guys.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 12, 2022 7:27 PM |
[quote]Madison Cawthorn could barely stumble his way through a game of checkers.
Sadly, even stumbling is something that Maddie can only do metaphorically.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 12, 2022 7:42 PM |
Just try and keep your mind off the withered hindquarters.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 12, 2022 8:22 PM |
Sets the imagination wild!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 108 | November 12, 2022 8:24 PM |
Recent Maddie sightings: at a club in Naples Florida
So I guess he’s moved to the Sunshine State for realz
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 109 | November 16, 2022 2:37 AM |
I didn't know he had tattoos, I did a Google search for a closer look and found this:
[quote]It has come to my attention that Madison freaking Cawthorn has the Latin phrase “Invictus Maneo” tattooed on his flesh in FAKE GREEK. ΜΛΝΣΘ means NOTHING MY DUDE
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 110 | November 16, 2022 2:56 AM |
Link to original Twitter post ^
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 111 | November 16, 2022 2:56 AM |
He's so pretty for a white republican cripple.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 16, 2022 2:58 AM |
I see he was at TFG's boring drivel this evening. Sucking up I guess!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 16, 2022 3:01 AM |
He's got puffy eyes. Been crying a lot?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 16, 2022 3:03 AM |
Original source for image at R109.
[quote]Incredibly blessed to have met @madisoncawthorn in person and share a good cigar with him and his party. We need more like you in our beautiful Nation! God bless you my friend!! 🙏🏻
[quote]Location BURN by Rocky Patel Naples
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 115 | November 16, 2022 3:06 AM |
Wow…Cape Coral? Dare to dream.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 16, 2022 4:48 AM |
Is he gunning to be DeSantis’ VP running mate in 2024?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 16, 2022 5:57 AM |
The only thing he's gunning for is The Special Olympics.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 16, 2022 6:02 AM |
^ I think you mean Paralympics
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 16, 2022 9:05 AM |
This guys name is irritating. Sounds like some Lifetime movie character.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 16, 2022 9:35 AM |
The twitter tattoo commenter up above, Philip Bunn, also had this to say:
"If you see this tweet, I promise this is more important: I went to college with Madison before he flunked out. He stole from my dorm and harassed and assaulted women, my friends. He’s a dirtbag regardless of what he tattooed on himself."
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 16, 2022 1:19 PM |
Those tats are as ugly as his withered soul.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 16, 2022 2:47 PM |
R110 Cousin Stephen’s tattoo is more artistic. It’s a compass on his upper back. I commented a link on one of the past threads on Maddie (pt 5 or pt6?) I’ll try to find it and post it here
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 16, 2022 5:30 PM |
[quote]Leaving Mar-a-Lago, failed congressman Madison Cawthorn lectures Rs who won’t get behind his hero: “I will follow this man until the day I die. This man has bled for us, fought for us. I want a president who people are terrified of, who’s gonna push people out of the way.”
Yes, r127, mentally ill.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 16, 2022 5:53 PM |
Actually I was right the first time, r127.
Damn, I'm not even drunk, yet.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 16, 2022 5:56 PM |
R127 Maddie is even more insane than I thought. Certifiable. "Bled for us"? Is he fucking kidding?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 16, 2022 5:58 PM |
I just wish Trump had drunk bleach for us, a good two or three pints.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 16, 2022 5:59 PM |
Does just sucking cock bring in that much money or does he also appeal to the perverts with disability fetishes?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 16, 2022 6:01 PM |
He could sell his used colostomy bags to DeFacto and make a fortune.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 16, 2022 6:03 PM |
Our gain is Florida's loss.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 16, 2022 8:56 PM |
The first thing that comes to mind is: Nietzsche’s ‘Blond Beast’
Really has to be seen to be believed
How did he get so extraordinarily Blond and Aryan [i mean even more so than his usual Golden Boy self]
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 137 | November 17, 2022 7:11 PM |
Oops sorry didn’t notice r127
Apologies for reposting
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 17, 2022 7:12 PM |
Apparently Shitler has abandoned his office too.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 17, 2022 9:52 PM |
The real issue is the whereabouts of Stephen. Is he moving in as the 'help' to live over the garage or will he be moving into the master suite with Maddie?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 18, 2022 2:20 AM |
Whatever disappointments I may have had in life, I can take some comfort in knowing that, unlike the guy at R140, I am not such a huge loser that I would proudly wear a red "Trump Forever" cap.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 18, 2022 2:27 AM |
I hear that he and Kerry Kennedy are a thing these days.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 18, 2022 3:47 AM |
Am afraid this would *not* pass muster with DL’s Tasteful Friends
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 145 | November 18, 2022 4:14 AM |
Luke Ball R91? Is that who y'are or what ya' do?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 18, 2022 4:25 AM |
R141 -
Facebook - I think he deactivated. Twitter - On private. Instagram - On private.
And on Maddie's socials, he's also glaringly absent, which is concerning because Stephen is always seen on Maddie's IG posts and Stories for the past 4-5 years. Last Stephen sighting on his Insta is his birthday weekend back in August.
A few weeks later, Stephen removed any mention of Mads on his IG and Twitter bio.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 18, 2022 7:10 AM |
This caption of Insta post by Madison from 2019 is very telling.
He really does consider Stephen his family - "and @stephen_smith22 left me for his "family" in Georgia" lmao he kinda sounds like a scorned wife. Cute dynamic.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 149 | November 18, 2022 7:18 AM |
Such kooky little nazis. How sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 18, 2022 7:24 AM |
Didn’t Sarah Palin do the same thing abandoning her governorship before the end of term? It’s the Republican way!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 18, 2022 7:26 AM |
He already looks burnt in OP’s post. Aging like milk.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 18, 2022 7:30 AM |
R152 A lot of people from Hendersonville are like that actually.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 18, 2022 7:34 AM |
I much prefer his fake gay rape videos with squealing-like-a pig Stephen. Ahh, memories.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 18, 2022 7:34 AM |
[quote]Aging like milk.
Once you start permanently skipping leg day, everything else falls apart.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 18, 2022 7:34 AM |
He never misses shit day.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 18, 2022 7:37 AM |
R149:
[quote] "and @stephen_smith22 left me for his "family" in Georgia"
Aaawww, that’s sweet
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 18, 2022 7:54 AM |
Throwback: Quite Big Tits
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 159 | November 18, 2022 8:24 AM |
He sure looks like he's doing drugs lately ..... never ends well.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 18, 2022 9:43 AM |
That's about $6000 a month in mortgage. That's a lot of OnlyFans.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 18, 2022 1:00 PM |
R163 I don’t know if druggie is the right word or not, but he definitely does some hard living, whatever it is
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 18, 2022 3:14 PM |
Maddie paid almost double what the house sold for in 2019. Buying at the top of the market, not a good move for an aging crippled whore. But then again, nobody said Maddie had smarts. Good luck finding an affordable insurance policy as well-Florida's insurance rates are shit now thanks to DeathSatan and the Republicans.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 18, 2022 4:21 PM |
He fell in love with the huge crawl-ln closets.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 18, 2022 4:37 PM |
So vicious,so cutting. I love you R166 ! I needed a good laugh today.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 18, 2022 5:26 PM |
So he's abandoned his Congressional offices and duties, but I'm sure he's still getting paid!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 18, 2022 7:32 PM |
R148 That's very sad if they have separated.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 19, 2022 3:00 AM |
Theyve just gone undercover...no pun intended. He cant be in republican politics and be that sloppy on social media.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 19, 2022 3:04 AM |
Holy shit…he’s looking rough these days.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 19, 2022 3:08 AM |
Does anyone know if his equipment works? Clearly he’s gay. Right? Or am I imaging that.
Back to the original question. Can he get it up? Or can he be a bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 19, 2022 3:23 AM |
I didn’t even recognize him at first in OP’s photo. He looks like he went from 27 to 47 in a single year—seriously wrinkled and haggard, and his face is covered with acne.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 19, 2022 4:48 AM |
The puffiness indicates he’s an alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 19, 2022 7:55 AM |
[quote]I didn’t even recognize him at first in OP’s photo. He looks like he went from 27 to 47 in a single year
Clearly, his celebrity won't have legs.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 19, 2022 8:13 AM |
To set things in context, the picture at OP where he’s looking haggard was taken on the evening he lost the Primary in May this year
So his face was showing the wear and tear of loss made worse by a long night
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 176 | November 19, 2022 11:26 AM |
This is Maddie’s latest outing, clubbing it up in his new home Miami, with a fan boy, just a few days ago
I think he’s recuperated quite sufficiently in five months
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 177 | November 19, 2022 11:28 AM |
He's dead below the waist. For a Republican, yes.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 19, 2022 8:45 PM |
r177 Who wears a three-piece suit to go clubbing?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 19, 2022 9:11 PM |
Someone who can't dance, r181.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 19, 2022 9:28 PM |
Attaboy, Maddy! Nothing a little nip-n-tuck and some, ah, recreation can't fix.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 19, 2022 9:42 PM |
His cock works just fine!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 19, 2022 10:26 PM |
Call me when he buys the farm.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 19, 2022 10:29 PM |
Fuck you Maddie worshipper. He is...he is in that wheelchair. A dickless wonder forever.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 21, 2022 12:28 AM |
One drunken night he will kill himself.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 21, 2022 12:40 AM |
R186 Stephen and Maddie's brother look more like brothers!
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 21, 2022 3:55 AM |
R189: agreed!
Maddie’s blondness seems somewhat of an exception
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 21, 2022 6:08 AM |
IDK but y’all. As Stephen grows older he looks more and more like his Cherokee heritage.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 21, 2022 6:30 PM |
So what's your point, R191?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | November 21, 2022 9:16 PM |
Somebody posted a recent picture of him on Reddit and you can tell he got fillers. Guess he recognized how rough he was looking.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 21, 2022 9:19 PM |
^Are you sure he wasn't just mouthing a big gobful of "chaw"? He usually is, in photos, including ones at Magaga-Lardo last week during "the announcement."
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 21, 2022 9:26 PM |
I wonder if he put in a bid on this home.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 196 | November 21, 2022 9:31 PM |
Jews, will not, replace my colostomy bag. I have to do it myself.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 21, 2022 9:33 PM |
[quote]Is his dick still dead?
On the third day, it rose again.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | November 21, 2022 10:14 PM |
This is so far still the roughest: on the day he conceded defeat in May
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 201 | November 22, 2022 12:12 AM |
^I DOUBT Madison is done crying. Not by a long shot.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 22, 2022 12:33 AM |
He looks extraordinarily gay at R186 (and sort of cute, if I'm being honest—and I don't really tend to even like blonds).
by Anonymous | reply 203 | November 22, 2022 4:27 AM |
[quote]and sort of cute, if I'm being honest
Pretty is as pretty does
by Anonymous | reply 204 | November 22, 2022 4:45 AM |
Imagine the skid marks on his tighty-whities.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | November 22, 2022 4:54 AM |
Any news about cousin stephen, the former assistant?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | November 24, 2022 3:47 PM |
^ We're still waiting for his Only Fans
by Anonymous | reply 207 | November 24, 2022 3:51 PM |
Are we getting a Mattie Thanksgiving pic in the new house sometime today? All male of course.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | November 24, 2022 3:58 PM |
Whoa! Maddie has serious crow’s feet!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | November 24, 2022 7:33 PM |
That is a HARD 27; looks more like 40 going on 50.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | November 24, 2022 7:36 PM |
If Cousin Stephen has a compass on his back as said above it’s probably the same as that compass cross necklace Maddie wears. He got branded! There are also photos out there of Stephen wearing it and the same blue shirt Maddie is wearing in another photo.
Hiding in plain sight.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | November 25, 2022 3:04 PM |
What shady stuff is this guy up to?
It can’t be any good.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | November 26, 2022 7:55 AM |
Prolly selling his hole on lonelyfans.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | November 26, 2022 7:57 AM |
[quote]Prolly selling his hole on lonelyfans.
No one's going anywhere near that hygienically challenged hole, let alone paying to do so.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | November 26, 2022 8:12 AM |
R214 Stephen cleans it meticulously.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | November 26, 2022 8:50 AM |
[quote]Stephen cleans it meticulously.
That also makes me not want to go anywhere near Stephen.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | November 26, 2022 9:48 AM |
1) How is it legal to build ranch houses at ground level, which is also sea level, 1 foot about a canal open to the sea? In Florida.
2) On the optimistic side, Roller Nazi's pretty head will never be more than 5 feet about sea level at any time in this shit hole. 1 big wave or 1 hungry alligator and he's a goner.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | December 1, 2022 12:45 PM |
Maddie was back in Congress to make one last valiant speech against the dangerous influence of the Metrosexuals. Sponsored by Axe Bodywash.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 219 | December 1, 2022 1:39 PM |
It is in the 19th Congressional district with overwhelming Republican registration and represented by a Black Republican. I don't think he has a political future there especially as he has aligned himself with Trump over DeSantis who must have immense in the Florida GOP. And he's abandoned his old district. There is no political future for him.
Maybe one as a spokesman for the NRA or some other right wing organization.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | December 1, 2022 1:51 PM |
Maybe there is if you count Only Fans as a political movement.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | December 1, 2022 5:44 PM |
Damn, he’s aged. His glabellar lines and periorbital puffiness are extreme.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | December 1, 2022 5:49 PM |
Does he have
1) a working anus and sphincter
2) just a cork
3) Colostomy bag
Does his dick work?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | December 1, 2022 6:31 PM |
r223 have you seen his brother and father. Madison grabbed onto every positive piece of that family's gene pool. but you can take the boy out of Appalachia, but you can't take the Appalachia out of the boy. He's looking like his people.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | December 1, 2022 6:48 PM |
[quote]Maddie was back in Congress to make one last valiant speech against the dangerous influence of the Metrosexuals.
Truly the most important issue of our time. What a shame he wasn't reelected.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | December 1, 2022 8:13 PM |
‘All I want for Xmas is You’
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 228 | December 2, 2022 2:04 PM |
Judging from his male relatives, God made a mistake when Madison was born an attractive Cawthorn. He decided to make Maddy a cripple to remedy his error.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | December 2, 2022 2:08 PM |
In an all wheelchair production of Rocky Horror Picture Show, where all the cast BUT Dr. Scott are in wheelchairs, Madison could play Rocky. Maybe they could do it at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | December 9, 2022 6:57 AM |
Does Madison have control of his bowels, or is he using depends ?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | December 9, 2022 7:00 AM |
He's a, uh, loose cannon.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | December 9, 2022 7:02 AM |
[quote]Does Madison have control of his bowels, or is he using depends ?
Depends.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | December 9, 2022 8:26 AM |
R226 Hendersonville is not Appalachia. How many times do I have to reiterate this? And there aren't hillbillies in Hendersonville and Asheville (Stephen's town).
by Anonymous | reply 234 | December 9, 2022 9:19 AM |
They are hillbillie-adjacent.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | December 9, 2022 9:27 AM |
What club is that when was that? Is that in DC?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | December 10, 2022 6:26 AM |
R236: it’s a club/bar in Tennessee
And it has this prominent ‘BAS ASS’ eagle sign, so does anyone recognize where in TN this is?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 237 | December 10, 2022 10:01 AM |
R234 I guess one generation away from the hills and some good nutrition has given Maddie some length of bone.
Not Stephen though, he's still a skinny, albeit cute, half-breed.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | December 10, 2022 10:07 AM |
Did we ever learn from his ex-wife why the marriage lasted only a year? Was he a drunk? Unable to perform? Crazy?
by Anonymous | reply 239 | December 10, 2022 10:15 AM |
My guess is she was a Russian operative who discovered he had no access to any real information. Or that he preferred sleeping with Second Cousin Stephen.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | December 10, 2022 10:22 AM |
Wasn't the ex-wife a Russian operative?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | December 10, 2022 10:24 AM |
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