Mamie Van Doren stunning at 91

Face tune, you stupid cunts.

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2022 12:40 AM

Hilarious that a 91 year old's twitter account is age restricted!

She does look great, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2022 12:40 AM

Why did she drop off of Facebook? She was on fire during the Trump years; then a little over a year ago she just disappeared. I figured age finally caught up to her and she went senile. Good to know she's still around and looking (with a little help) fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2022 12:41 AM

That picture is from her 85th birthday. I haven't seen her around for a few years.

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2022 12:45 AM

Is she dining at Denny's or is that Applebees?

by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2022 12:45 AM

Madonna wishes she looked this good.

by Anonymousreply 8May 6, 2022 12:45 AM

More filter than a Mr. Coffee maker! Puhleez!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10May 6, 2022 12:56 AM

R7, neither are near her house.

by Anonymousreply 11May 6, 2022 12:59 AM

i’ll have what she’s having!

by Anonymousreply 12May 6, 2022 1:02 AM

No she doesn't! A 91 yo isn't supposed to look like this. An abomination!

by Anonymousreply 13May 6, 2022 1:04 AM

From this morning. She's very active on Twitter, good writer (she didn't have ghosts on her books), loathes Trump, and has a sharp mind.

Sure, her photos are carefully posed, but that's still a well-done 91.

She lives in Newport Beach in comfort. I think she's great.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2022 1:08 AM

She's had a lotta dick. She had her share, mine and yours.

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2022 1:42 AM

Those breasticles are insane and I doubt she is riding a bike at her age and her insane wig is covering a lot . Despite all that she does look great and she does look sharp so good for her. She looks better than Madonna that’s for sure.

by Anonymousreply 16May 6, 2022 1:53 AM

She would look better if her hair wasn't so long and blonde and downsized her chompers and implants. While she's obviously had work done, it's obvious she has good genetics and took good care of herself over the years.

by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2022 1:54 AM

I wonder if she is still selling autographed nipple prints

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by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2022 2:13 AM

last week, she posted another selfie but quickly deleted it, she forgot to save the filters before uploading it.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2022 2:22 AM

I'm certain that she looks great for being 91. I find her whorishly delicious.

This is DL so I'll just say, if she had as many coming out of her as she's had going in, she'd look like a porcupine.

by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2022 2:27 AM

She's very nice, but always looks cheap as hell. Google some other photos in the last 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2022 2:33 AM

If I make it that far, I'll be stunning, too. I'll stun anyone who looks at me cross-eyed.

by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2022 2:34 AM

It doesn’t matter filter or plastic surgery. Looking like this at 90 and keeping up with it is amazing. Hell, living til 90 is amazing

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2022 2:36 AM

Don’t know who she is but she looks amazing for 91. And this one is giving me Evelyn Hugo/ Celia St James vibes. If you know, you know.

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by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2022 2:44 AM

[quote] Don’t know who she is

She is the girl who invented rock and roll

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by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2022 2:47 AM

I always liked the line that she was a third-rate Jayne Mansfield, who was a second-rate Marilyn Monroe.

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2022 2:57 AM

R26 but she is alive and kicking and fabulous, the other two? long dead, she has the last laugh!

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2022 3:13 AM

Damn R5 She looks like Kelly Ann Conway

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2022 3:17 AM

Kellyanne wishes she looked as good at 55 as Mamie does at 91.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2022 3:24 AM

None of the Twitter pictures are showing up because they’re “restricted.” And I’m not about to sign up now that Elon the asshole owns the platform.

by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2022 3:29 AM

[quote]Madonna wishes she looked this good.

Speaking of Madonna, Mamie said that years ago Madonna wrote her a letter telling her how much she admired her. I believe it.

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2022 3:31 AM

Her twitter is interesting, but my big takeaway is Stella Parton’s twitter! She’s awesome—she doesn’t hold back with her criticism of SCOTUS, religious conservatives, etc. I had no idea Dolly had such a delightfully flaming liberal sibling.

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2022 3:53 AM

She's the same age as Barbara Eden, James Earl Jones and William Shatner. The late Sam Cooke and James Dean were the same age too.

by Anonymousreply 35May 6, 2022 4:12 AM

Her ex- and father of her only child Perry- is 100.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 6, 2022 4:19 AM

She looks way better than Hagdonna

by Anonymousreply 37May 6, 2022 4:27 AM

Holy fuk, R36, I had no idea he was still alive.

by Anonymousreply 38May 6, 2022 4:37 AM

Feel youth and joy to stay young

by Anonymousreply 40May 6, 2022 4:56 AM

Get down Icky yicky yicky…

by Anonymousreply 41May 6, 2022 4:57 AM

She looks like one of the clients of Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her.

by Anonymousreply 43May 6, 2022 5:30 AM

I love that a 91-year-old woman's Twitter throws an "Age-Restricted Content" message.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2022 3:15 PM

No doubt that she looks good at 91, but the long hair and tons of makeup aren't doing her any favors. But....she wants to project still being sexy, so whatever floats her boat.

by Anonymousreply 45May 23, 2022 3:20 PM

Saw her on a black and white "game show" on youtube with the one and only clint walker! major sigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! being that ole Mamie got around, can anyone even fathom watching mamie and clint screwing! talk about the ultimate visual in male and female sexual lust going at it with each other!..

what their children would look like! whew!....

by Anonymousreply 46May 23, 2022 3:21 PM

More men want to fuck 91 year old Mamie Van Doren than decades younger Viola Davis. Poor Viola.

by Anonymousreply 47May 23, 2022 3:24 PM

I'd like to give Mamie a sponge bath.

by Anonymousreply 48May 23, 2022 3:27 PM

Considering that most women her age look like the Crypt Keeper, for 91, I'm not mad at Ms. Van Doren. At all.

by Anonymousreply 49May 23, 2022 3:41 PM

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by Anonymousreply 50May 23, 2022 3:59 PM

Mamie looks great. And I always loved that she was the one blond bombshell that seemed to actually have brains.

by Anonymousreply 51May 23, 2022 4:19 PM

I hope she does some new interviews soon while we still have her! She’s a legend!

by Anonymousreply 52May 23, 2022 8:07 PM

She's a Democrat -- unlike a certain Miss Ickson.

by Anonymousreply 53May 23, 2022 8:34 PM

Mamie out and about in 2017 at age 86 with no filters or photoshop.

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by Anonymousreply 54May 23, 2022 8:43 PM

She’s working the Aunt Ida look!

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by Anonymousreply 55May 23, 2022 8:43 PM

Letting 'the girls' hang free at a November 2016 event, at age 85. 'The girls' are much younger though.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 23, 2022 8:47 PM

According to Mamie Victor Mature was one of her best lovers

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by Anonymousreply 57May 24, 2022 1:19 AM

Yes, whoever photoshopped that OP photo did a good job.

Now this is what she really looks like. But once she gets home and takes all that goop off her face and the ditches on her face are fully exposed, and they peel the industrial strength Spanx off her 91 year old ass her body just puddles up on the floor.

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by Anonymousreply 58May 24, 2022 1:24 AM

She doesn't look all that different in your "real" pic, R58.

by Anonymousreply 59May 24, 2022 1:40 AM

Wow so iconic! Dates with rock Hudson! Knows Marilyn hates Joan. I’m obsessed with her now. She’s so youthful. Wowww

by Anonymousreply 60May 24, 2022 1:41 AM

She’s been working on the sequel to her memoir for 30 years, but I don’t know that there is anything left to say.

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by Anonymousreply 61May 24, 2022 2:56 PM

She said that her editor on her first memoir made her take out a lot that was deemed too risque at the time but would be appropriate for todays audiences.

by Anonymousreply 62May 24, 2022 3:08 PM

Hey! That slipper is from the Mamie Van Doren collection!

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2022 3:21 PM

R45 It is the hair and makeup that’s doing her favors.

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by Anonymousreply 64May 24, 2022 3:25 PM

Whatever blows your hair back...

by Anonymousreply 65May 24, 2022 9:09 PM

I saw her on some bride-shopping-for-a-dress show a few years ago (she was renewing her vows with her husband, her fifth, to whom she's been married since the 70s. He obviously adores her, lucky gal.

by Anonymousreply 67May 25, 2022 5:27 AM

I always liked this photo from one of Vanity Fair's Hollywood issues, of Mamie and her then-counterpart Pam Anderson.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 25, 2022 5:34 AM

I wish I could find the Mamie's complete scene from the last film she appeared in called Slackes. She was a hoot in it.

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by Anonymousreply 69May 25, 2022 5:43 AM

Why am I getting a warning "The following media includes potentially sensitive content"?

Does she look that awful?

by Anonymousreply 70May 25, 2022 5:53 AM

I wonder if Mamie got to sample Rory Calhoun's infamously big member? Probably so. He really got around and didn't try to hide it.

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by Anonymousreply 71May 25, 2022 5:58 AM

Mamie is a combinatia Aunt Ida/Letecia Van Allen! Fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 72May 25, 2022 6:15 AM

I wonder if Mamie got to sample Rory Calhoun's infamously big member?

Apparently not but she got Henry Kissinger's.

Q -- Later on, you went to Vietnam to entertain the troops. What impact did this have on you?

A -- I really risked my life, but what changed my entire life was going over there and seeing that war: seeing all these wounded and sick kids who were trying to hang on to their life, while I thought I was going through a difficult time in my life. Now, when I look back at it, I just can’t believe I did that. It’s hard to describe how I felt and what was going on in my mind. When I came back, I was invited to the White House—I was Henry Kissinger’s date at the time. He was a peacemaker, trying to bring Hanoi and Washington closer together in Paris.

Per Mamie also Clark Gable, Howard Hughes, Johnny Carson, Elvis Presley, Burt Reynolds, Jack Dempsey, Steve McQueen, Paul Daniels, Clint Eastwood, Johnny Rivers, Robert Evans, Eddie Fisher, Warren Beatty, Tony Curtis, Steve Cochran, and Joe Namath. Plus Jeff Chandler, Jack Palance, Jack Webb, George Hamilton, , Yves Montand, Laurence Harvey, Eddie Fisher, and Buzz Aldrin.

by Anonymousreply 73May 25, 2022 6:30 AM

I've not seen her recently, but she is a rough old whore that fucked everyone back in the day. Now she looks like a bag lady with huge tits, hanging to her gunt.

by Anonymousreply 74May 25, 2022 11:47 AM

R67 At 18:30 the queen gushing over her looking so ‘faboolus’ and then says when you really look at her she looks really old. Lol

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by Anonymousreply 75May 25, 2022 2:08 PM

i wanna shoot that fabooless cunt Kevin Lee

by Anonymousreply 76May 26, 2022 3:38 PM

Watched High School Confidential on youtube yesterday and was surprised how decent a film it was. Better than half the teen films I've seen. Anyway Mamie steals the show. Highly recomendable of your into late 50's nostalgia.

by Anonymousreply 77May 26, 2022 6:59 PM

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