
Hottie tiktok pasta chef with disgusting staight-dude manners. The New York Italian-American accent is fake and sometimes slips. Frequently exhorts his audience not to circumcise their male babies. Does DataLounge love him?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 75 | June 28, 2023 4:28 AM |
[quote] Does DataLounge love him?
Datalounge does not watch Tiktok. Have you not figured that out by this time?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 31, 2023 8:18 PM |
He's very annoying. I wouldn't follow him. Yes he's physically fine and has gorgeous eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 31, 2023 8:19 PM |
He's not only on TikTok, but all of those social media video outlets or whatever. I posted a video of his from Instagram.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 31, 2023 8:22 PM |
It’s always good to see people of color succeed against the odds.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 31, 2023 8:24 PM |
[quote]The New York Italian-American accent is fake and sometimes slips.
He's from North Carolina.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 31, 2023 8:32 PM |
Douchenozzle. Everything he cooks tastes like vinegar.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 31, 2023 8:45 PM |
His accent is so fake and embarrassing. He can't maintain it. Not as bad as the other Italian American himbo Jordan Morello that has a thread on here. But Matt Leblanc and Joe Pesci showed us years ago playing racist stereotypes makes tons of money.
I didn't even know he was a influencer chef. I just saw pics of him on some IG page for male models and thought "damn... He's fine."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2023 12:40 PM |
He’s on something stronger than pasta fazool.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 15, 2023 12:46 PM |
I admit to a little twinge when he pretends to pull a bunch of basil or parsley out of his crotch, but his use of "chicken titties" is a boner-killer.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 15, 2023 1:29 PM |
He'd fit right in at DataLounge for the way he refers to "white girls" as opposed to Italians.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | June 15, 2023 1:40 PM |
Oh, also for his strident anti-circumcision message at 00:21.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 15, 2023 2:06 PM |
I got him to do this years ago.
He is in talks about a real cooking show per a YT vid the other day.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | June 15, 2023 2:07 PM |
[quote]But Matt Leblanc and Joe Pesci showed us years ago playing racist stereotypes makes tons of money.
"Italian" is not a race.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 15, 2023 2:14 PM |
Well, R15, he doesn't seem to think Italian is "white"—see R12.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 15, 2023 3:15 PM |
This level of douchery nearly cancels out his hotness.
Would still suck him off, though. Just maybe not so enthusiastically.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 15, 2023 3:48 PM |
I have a thing for guidos, but he's gross and unfunny.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 15, 2023 4:05 PM |
Not as cute or as amusing as he thinks he is.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 15, 2023 4:09 PM |
I thought he was hot when I first saw him, but it IS an act.
And he's done some douchey stuff that kinda killed the buzz.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 15, 2023 4:16 PM |
What's the opposite of BDE?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 15, 2023 4:47 PM |
Points for the nicely distributed torso hair.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 15, 2023 4:47 PM |
[quote] "Italian" is not a race.
Okay, ethnic (mainly 1920s Southern Italian thug) stereotypes? Is that better?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 15, 2023 9:32 PM |
Sorry, I don't want your disgusting chest or pit hair in my pasta.
Put a fucking shirt on while you're in the kitchen.
And get a personality while you're at it (hint: overusing the word "betch" is not a personality)
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 15, 2023 9:38 PM |
There was a thread about him on LPSG that said he's gay4pay and sugar daddies.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 15, 2023 10:01 PM |
he's having fun and probably making tons of money.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | June 15, 2023 10:42 PM |
The kids over at LPSG have plenty of pics of his uncut dick.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | June 16, 2023 12:05 AM |
[quote] Sorry, I don't want your disgusting chest or pit hair in my pasta.
[quote] Put a fucking shirt on while you're in the kitchen.
I would pour (lukewarm) carbonara over his chest and lick him clean. I would also greedily drink marinara from his buttcrack.
If he wanted to, I’d let him pull whatever out his pants (parsley, salt, pasta, bologna) and throw it in my face.
[quote]And get a personality while you're at it (hint: overusing the word "betch" is not a personality)
I would enjoy making him my betch… you betcha!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 16, 2023 1:57 AM |
It's funny but I don't consider men who flaunt their bodies and oversexualize themselves for fame and money to be "masc" or "str8" seeming at all. It's a feminine display of vanity and also a hypergamous strategy to obtain wealth and fame without developing actual skills or means of value. Most of your audience will be gay men and to a lesser degree, older women who will pay for play.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 16, 2023 3:03 AM |
His cooking schtick is getting old. He'll end up on OnlyFans.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | June 16, 2023 3:07 AM |
I find it interesting how this generation has grabbed on to gay-baiting. I'm not sure if it's progress for us gays or something a little sad that we're so easily taken in. Another money stream for good looking straight white and Italian guys.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 16, 2023 3:14 AM |
I couldnt care less about his stupidity or vanity,Id still bury my face in that crotch and nuzzle around like a pig sniffing for truffles. Hes fucking hot,wouldnt you know it too if you looked like him ?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 16, 2023 3:23 AM |
“truffle hunting” might be a good euphemism for fucking around with a G4P…
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 16, 2023 3:33 AM |
He's got a pretty ugly cock for someone who complains so much about circumcision. I always found Nick to be the cuter of the two Italian chefs. Plus, he's a Harvard boy from Boston, not a dumb guido.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | June 16, 2023 8:26 AM |
[quote]He's got a pretty ugly cock for someone who complains so much about circumcision.
What's wrong with his cock?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 16, 2023 8:56 AM |
r39 Not very aesthetic. Compare it to a circumcised Italian boy like Noah Centineo's cock for example.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 16, 2023 9:08 AM |
Talk about a dime a dozen straight man
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 16, 2023 9:17 AM |
R30: here’s one, from LPSG
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | June 16, 2023 11:00 AM |
So, R42, if that's him, a fairly normal-sized cock without a lot of girth and very trimmed pubage. A bit disappointing; he would have done better to preserve the mystery, but the kids today just can't keep it to themselves, whatever they've got.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 16, 2023 12:29 PM |
R45: another one from LPSG, and I think the tireless sleuths there have determined it’s him indeed
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | June 16, 2023 12:42 PM |
He's not conventionally handsome to me but his body is awesome and his attitude makes him sexy in a dirty and sleazy way.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 16, 2023 12:43 PM |
On my wishlist is a mashup between this thread and "Perineum Sunning."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 16, 2023 2:59 PM |
Not the biggest dong, but if he sneered and got verbal during sex it would still be hot.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 16, 2023 4:05 PM |
Even Chewy McNips himself would have to agree that those are the most succulent nips we've seen on here in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 16, 2023 5:19 PM |
The dick is less than impressive,but Ive done more with less !
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 16, 2023 5:25 PM |
His grossest video is the one that starts with him and his sister comparing pit hair.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 16, 2023 8:28 PM |
He seems like a douchey straight guy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 17, 2023 8:36 AM |
Does anyone else find the glasses he sometimes wears (e.g. in R14 upthread) too dweeby and boner-limpening?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 22, 2023 6:25 PM |
Some Italian Americans definitely like to claim they're not white to excuse being racist and saying the N word. Also Gia is playing up the whole outdated mafioso/w*p stereotypes because it sells. TikTok is filled with minstrel acts like him. Many Italian Americans go to Italy, act a fool and get humbled real quick by Italians who tell them to their face: "you're an American and deal with it "
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 22, 2023 7:01 PM |
[quote] Many Italian Americans go to Italy, act a fool and get humbled real quick by Italians
This isn't quite the case with Gianluca, though, whose father is a native Italian; he speaks Italian and has made videos in Italy. His fakery is that he's an Italian-speaking American from North Carolina who puts on a semi-convincing New York Guido accent and persona.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 22, 2023 8:55 PM |
“Adjacent” in DL lingo.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 22, 2023 9:03 PM |
R60 I didn't know that. Interesting. I wish he didn't go overboard with the stereotypes because it doesn't seem necessarily. I think plenty of people would watch him if he just was a bilingual Italian-American who liked to cook. Pasta Queen is pretty popular for instance.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 22, 2023 9:06 PM |
His mom is a Guido from NJ or somewhere. Plenty of those around nc now.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 22, 2023 9:25 PM |
R62, I would assume that he goes with that performance because he's a callow douchey straight guy. His various jokes about dick size and menstruation wouldn't work in his normal accent.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 22, 2023 9:34 PM |
^^^^
I would posit that his fakery is more that he leads me on, makes me think he’s going to whip his dick out from behind his apron, instead of a fistful of parsley.
I mean, can I even TRUST that if I suck on his tits hard enough he’ll pour cream down my throat like that pan of bolognese?!?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 23, 2023 12:01 AM |
[quote] His mom is a Guido
Men are Guidos. Women would be, I dunno, Ginas.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 23, 2023 12:02 AM |
They call themselves guidettes
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 23, 2023 12:32 AM |
He's got a hot enough voice I'd still subscribe to his OF if it was all dirty talk.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 23, 2023 12:35 AM |
One of his videos in Italian (flouting the Italians' abhorrence of pasta combined with chicken).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 72 | June 27, 2023 6:38 PM |
Lui mi piace più in italiano. Grazie, r72.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 27, 2023 6:42 PM |
He posts incessantly on Snapchat. I'm pretty sure a man (his roommate?) just follows him around all day.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 28, 2023 2:47 AM |
Does he let the roommate give him head?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 28, 2023 4:28 AM |
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