Gianluca Conte a.k.a. QCP

Hottie tiktok pasta chef with disgusting staight-dude manners. The New York Italian-American accent is fake and sometimes slips. Frequently exhorts his audience not to circumcise their male babies. Does DataLounge love him?

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by Anonymousreply 75June 28, 2023 4:28 AM

[quote] Does DataLounge love him?

Datalounge does not watch Tiktok. Have you not figured that out by this time?

by Anonymousreply 2March 31, 2023 8:18 PM

He's very annoying. I wouldn't follow him. Yes he's physically fine and has gorgeous eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3March 31, 2023 8:19 PM

He's not only on TikTok, but all of those social media video outlets or whatever. I posted a video of his from Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 4March 31, 2023 8:22 PM

It’s always good to see people of color succeed against the odds.

by Anonymousreply 5March 31, 2023 8:24 PM

[quote]The New York Italian-American accent is fake and sometimes slips.

He's from North Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 6March 31, 2023 8:32 PM

Douchenozzle. Everything he cooks tastes like vinegar.

by Anonymousreply 7March 31, 2023 8:45 PM

His accent is so fake and embarrassing. He can't maintain it. Not as bad as the other Italian American himbo Jordan Morello that has a thread on here. But Matt Leblanc and Joe Pesci showed us years ago playing racist stereotypes makes tons of money.

I didn't even know he was a influencer chef. I just saw pics of him on some IG page for male models and thought "damn... He's fine."

by Anonymousreply 8June 15, 2023 12:40 PM

He’s on something stronger than pasta fazool.

by Anonymousreply 9June 15, 2023 12:46 PM

I admit to a little twinge when he pretends to pull a bunch of basil or parsley out of his crotch, but his use of "chicken titties" is a boner-killer.

by Anonymousreply 10June 15, 2023 1:29 PM

He'd fit right in at DataLounge for the way he refers to "white girls" as opposed to Italians.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 15, 2023 1:40 PM

Oh, also for his strident anti-circumcision message at 00:21.

by Anonymousreply 13June 15, 2023 2:06 PM

I got him to do this years ago.

He is in talks about a real cooking show per a YT vid the other day.

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by Anonymousreply 14June 15, 2023 2:07 PM

[quote]But Matt Leblanc and Joe Pesci showed us years ago playing racist stereotypes makes tons of money.

"Italian" is not a race.

by Anonymousreply 15June 15, 2023 2:14 PM

Well, R15, he doesn't seem to think Italian is "white"—see R12.

by Anonymousreply 17June 15, 2023 3:15 PM

This level of douchery nearly cancels out his hotness.

Would still suck him off, though. Just maybe not so enthusiastically.

by Anonymousreply 18June 15, 2023 3:48 PM

I have a thing for guidos, but he's gross and unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 19June 15, 2023 4:05 PM

Not as cute or as amusing as he thinks he is.

by Anonymousreply 20June 15, 2023 4:09 PM

I thought he was hot when I first saw him, but it IS an act.

And he's done some douchey stuff that kinda killed the buzz.

by Anonymousreply 21June 15, 2023 4:16 PM

What's the opposite of BDE?

by Anonymousreply 23June 15, 2023 4:47 PM

Points for the nicely distributed torso hair.

by Anonymousreply 24June 15, 2023 4:47 PM

[quote] "Italian" is not a race.

Okay, ethnic (mainly 1920s Southern Italian thug) stereotypes? Is that better?

by Anonymousreply 25June 15, 2023 9:32 PM

Sorry, I don't want your disgusting chest or pit hair in my pasta.

Put a fucking shirt on while you're in the kitchen.

And get a personality while you're at it (hint: overusing the word "betch" is not a personality)

by Anonymousreply 26June 15, 2023 9:38 PM

There was a thread about him on LPSG that said he's gay4pay and sugar daddies.

by Anonymousreply 27June 15, 2023 10:01 PM

he's having fun and probably making tons of money.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 15, 2023 10:42 PM

The kids over at LPSG have plenty of pics of his uncut dick.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 16, 2023 12:05 AM

[quote] Sorry, I don't want your disgusting chest or pit hair in my pasta.

[quote] Put a fucking shirt on while you're in the kitchen.

I would pour (lukewarm) carbonara over his chest and lick him clean. I would also greedily drink marinara from his buttcrack.

If he wanted to, I’d let him pull whatever out his pants (parsley, salt, pasta, bologna) and throw it in my face.

[quote]And get a personality while you're at it (hint: overusing the word "betch" is not a personality)

I would enjoy making him my betch… you betcha!

by Anonymousreply 31June 16, 2023 1:57 AM

It's funny but I don't consider men who flaunt their bodies and oversexualize themselves for fame and money to be "masc" or "str8" seeming at all. It's a feminine display of vanity and also a hypergamous strategy to obtain wealth and fame without developing actual skills or means of value. Most of your audience will be gay men and to a lesser degree, older women who will pay for play.

by Anonymousreply 32June 16, 2023 3:03 AM

His cooking schtick is getting old. He'll end up on OnlyFans.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 16, 2023 3:07 AM

I find it interesting how this generation has grabbed on to gay-baiting. I'm not sure if it's progress for us gays or something a little sad that we're so easily taken in. Another money stream for good looking straight white and Italian guys.

by Anonymousreply 34June 16, 2023 3:14 AM

I couldnt care less about his stupidity or vanity,Id still bury my face in that crotch and nuzzle around like a pig sniffing for truffles. Hes fucking hot,wouldnt you know it too if you looked like him ?

by Anonymousreply 36June 16, 2023 3:23 AM

“truffle hunting” might be a good euphemism for fucking around with a G4P…

by Anonymousreply 37June 16, 2023 3:33 AM

He's got a pretty ugly cock for someone who complains so much about circumcision. I always found Nick to be the cuter of the two Italian chefs. Plus, he's a Harvard boy from Boston, not a dumb guido.

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by Anonymousreply 38June 16, 2023 8:26 AM

[quote]He's got a pretty ugly cock for someone who complains so much about circumcision.

What's wrong with his cock?

by Anonymousreply 39June 16, 2023 8:56 AM

r39 Not very aesthetic. Compare it to a circumcised Italian boy like Noah Centineo's cock for example.

by Anonymousreply 40June 16, 2023 9:08 AM

Talk about a dime a dozen straight man

by Anonymousreply 41June 16, 2023 9:17 AM

R30: here’s one, from LPSG

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by Anonymousreply 42June 16, 2023 11:00 AM

So, R42, if that's him, a fairly normal-sized cock without a lot of girth and very trimmed pubage. A bit disappointing; he would have done better to preserve the mystery, but the kids today just can't keep it to themselves, whatever they've got.

by Anonymousreply 45June 16, 2023 12:29 PM

R45: another one from LPSG, and I think the tireless sleuths there have determined it’s him indeed

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by Anonymousreply 46June 16, 2023 12:42 PM

He's not conventionally handsome to me but his body is awesome and his attitude makes him sexy in a dirty and sleazy way.

by Anonymousreply 47June 16, 2023 12:43 PM

On my wishlist is a mashup between this thread and "Perineum Sunning."

by Anonymousreply 48June 16, 2023 2:59 PM

Not the biggest dong, but if he sneered and got verbal during sex it would still be hot.

by Anonymousreply 49June 16, 2023 4:05 PM

Even Chewy McNips himself would have to agree that those are the most succulent nips we've seen on here in a while.

by Anonymousreply 51June 16, 2023 5:19 PM

The dick is less than impressive,but Ive done more with less !

by Anonymousreply 52June 16, 2023 5:25 PM

His grossest video is the one that starts with him and his sister comparing pit hair.

by Anonymousreply 54June 16, 2023 8:28 PM

He seems like a douchey straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 55June 17, 2023 8:36 AM

Does anyone else find the glasses he sometimes wears (e.g. in R14 upthread) too dweeby and boner-limpening?

by Anonymousreply 57June 22, 2023 6:25 PM

Some Italian Americans definitely like to claim they're not white to excuse being racist and saying the N word. Also Gia is playing up the whole outdated mafioso/w*p stereotypes because it sells. TikTok is filled with minstrel acts like him. Many Italian Americans go to Italy, act a fool and get humbled real quick by Italians who tell them to their face: "you're an American and deal with it "

by Anonymousreply 59June 22, 2023 7:01 PM

[quote] Many Italian Americans go to Italy, act a fool and get humbled real quick by Italians

This isn't quite the case with Gianluca, though, whose father is a native Italian; he speaks Italian and has made videos in Italy. His fakery is that he's an Italian-speaking American from North Carolina who puts on a semi-convincing New York Guido accent and persona.

by Anonymousreply 60June 22, 2023 8:55 PM

“Adjacent” in DL lingo.

by Anonymousreply 61June 22, 2023 9:03 PM

R60 I didn't know that. Interesting. I wish he didn't go overboard with the stereotypes because it doesn't seem necessarily. I think plenty of people would watch him if he just was a bilingual Italian-American who liked to cook. Pasta Queen is pretty popular for instance.

by Anonymousreply 62June 22, 2023 9:06 PM

His mom is a Guido from NJ or somewhere. Plenty of those around nc now.

by Anonymousreply 64June 22, 2023 9:25 PM

R62, I would assume that he goes with that performance because he's a callow douchey straight guy. His various jokes about dick size and menstruation wouldn't work in his normal accent.

by Anonymousreply 65June 22, 2023 9:34 PM

^^^^

I would posit that his fakery is more that he leads me on, makes me think he’s going to whip his dick out from behind his apron, instead of a fistful of parsley.

I mean, can I even TRUST that if I suck on his tits hard enough he’ll pour cream down my throat like that pan of bolognese?!?

by Anonymousreply 66June 23, 2023 12:01 AM

[quote] His mom is a Guido

Men are Guidos. Women would be, I dunno, Ginas.

by Anonymousreply 67June 23, 2023 12:02 AM

They call themselves guidettes

by Anonymousreply 69June 23, 2023 12:32 AM

He's got a hot enough voice I'd still subscribe to his OF if it was all dirty talk.

by Anonymousreply 71June 23, 2023 12:35 AM

One of his videos in Italian (flouting the Italians' abhorrence of pasta combined with chicken).

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by Anonymousreply 72June 27, 2023 6:38 PM

Lui mi piace più in italiano. Grazie, r72.

by Anonymousreply 73June 27, 2023 6:42 PM

He posts incessantly on Snapchat. I'm pretty sure a man (his roommate?) just follows him around all day.

by Anonymousreply 74June 28, 2023 2:47 AM

Does he let the roommate give him head?

by Anonymousreply 75June 28, 2023 4:28 AM

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